welcome to hell, motherfuckers
choose ur slurpy mashine: (be careful tho, you can'treturn)
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yes there IS an unspoken message in these dots, they are dying and they need your help, please, just follow the link below to find out how you can become a Saviour
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my name is Joe, Joe Peshi, and YOU, my friend is gonna die
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LESSON NUMBAH THRRREEE:
THIS IS a gay color, if I see you typing in this color again, i will personally come down (I know where y'all mothafuckaz live!!!) and fucking kill you and i'll fuck your dog and ur woman, and u kids too, HAHAHAhahheh ehe ehehehheeee... ... anyways, do u like biatlon? it's taht stupid ass sport, when u get into some kinda err....thing, which looks like a giant pancake, and u slide down the fucking hill like a fucking moron, and the point is to come firtst, what a stupid fuckin idea, not even funny, as, for that matter, with ANY fucking sport.
THUS:- SPORT SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!fuck sport and all the fucking sportsmen, and all the fuckin fans, and also, fuck this fuckin color, it makes my eyes go blurry and shit.
ok, i just put this stupid line in a table. .. KEWL!!!wanna know huh I didid? send me $12 (cash only!!)..(or coins)and i will send u a brochure with all the details,REMEMBER, THIS IS YOUR WAY TO SUCCESS AND TOTAL FINANCIAL FREEDOM!!!!
boy, do i love those big, BIG letters, ahhhhh however, no time for bullshit, we MUST proceed to lessen nuber four (4):
listen to this: I WILL PAY $667 DOLLARS TO THE INDIVIDUAL WHO QUESSES CORRECTLY THE ANSWER TO THE FOLLOWING QUESTION:
the questions is:
if YOU think that you have an answer, simply the link below, and you might be a WINNER!!!!
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and now, lesson numer ...well this is not crucial for you to know is it?what IS crucial for you to know is that if ur ass is reading this shit right now, look on the RIGHT SIDE of the screen
YOU ARE A MORTHERFUCKINGASSHEADSHITCUNTCOCKSUCKINGBITCHASSSHI TFUCKINGBASTARDIZED NICKWIT, COCKSUCKING SHITWHORESHITCUMMING ASSFUCKCOCKFUCKING ASSCRACKand, most importantly,
DICKSLURPING BUTTSHMUCK
shit, i really wander, how long can i go with this shit? its good to realize that space is virtually unlimitied,...which brings me to our next topic: who likes Jeff Brigdes? nobody? well, ok, moving on, i dont give a fuck who he is anyway, i dont even know him.
..hmm i just thought, i idont know him, why did i say "HIM" , how do i know its not a girl? or like a cat or somtn..? weird,,,yes, yes, the name 'jeff' implies that its a boy, however, if you look into history of mankind, you'll most certainly find a lot of references to cases when men were given female names, and, of course, vice versa, more to that, different nations have different naming patterns, and so, like, if say there is a guy from Uzbekistan, and his name is Urjuk, you cant really say if its male of female, until u see him in person, and even then he might look like a girl to you, or, in this particular case, more likely , like a jackass. So ok, we take another example, if say there is a girl from uhm, south korea, and her name is Dzjan Li, you also can't really say if she is a boy or a girl, unless u have a visual representation of her physical structure, providing that its not her internal struckture (bones and fecal matter), but rather external one, sometimes also referred to as SKIN.....anyways, i dont really know for sure, but i suspect that what i'm discussin now is not the original topic of my discussion, i wil not however scroll up and chekc, cuz it has no point in pirnciple.
LESSON NUMBER FINAL
...of flesh and eternity
Only skeptical perception of this world is the true perseption of this world, because there is no true, in the true meaning of this word-true, perception of this world. lets ask the 'smart' ones
shakespeare: "foul is fair, and fair is foul" (or sometn to that effect) from macbeth, witches brag. What he meant by that,( or maybe he meant copletely opposite from what i'll say next, nobody knows, he'fucking dead) is that nothing in this world is foul OR fare, or everything in this world is foul AND fare at the same time. in reality, there is NO good or bad, everything in nature is NEUTRAL, and that is ALL that is there, everything else dumb imperfect humans invented for themselves.. why? becuze humanity sucks, they cant live in peace and freedom, they MUST create borderers there, where there are no borderes, they must create limits there, where there are no limits, they must create conventions, where no conventions are needed, and they must fucking complicate their existance to the point when they get fucking lost in it, in order for them to EXIST. you come in this world, for some 70 years, which is trillion eternities smaller compared to the life of a star, which in turn in zillion brilions smaller then the existance of a galaxy, which is just an elctron in comparison with lifetime of the universe, and even fuckin smaller then that,...er.. so u come into this world, for such a short period of time, there is NO point whutsoever for you being here, you just appear in this physical plane, and half the century later, you DISappear from this physical plane, and you dissappear FOREVER, ..human life is the most insignificant thing in the world. ..anyway, i was saying, ok, so ur gone, and my point here is that dont fuckin spend ur life trying to achieve sometn, to reach sometn - there is no point in that, those people who live to 'gain knolege' are even more absurd then priests...fuck i mispell words, but fuck it, i aint gonna correct it, fuck you. why? because, ok, it coulda been, not so stupid if they actually GAINED ANY KNOWLEDGE, but no, all they do is gather facts, wich, needless to say is TOTALLY different, because, if you gain knolegde, say of how this wolrd operates, not that its in any way useful, but at least you satisfy your curiosity, speakin of curiosity - its THE moving force of human kind, without it, we'd all be extinkt long time ago, think about it, u'll get it, i dont feel like braggin about it here. yea...so,,, oh eyah! all i said about knolegde of how this wolrd operates... u can't really learn it anyway, cuz of how imperfect our perception is. there was this philosophy is ancient rome or whatever, Skepticism, yeah yeah i know there is a band with the same name, trust me, romans were there first. so the point of skepticism is that you cant learn anything in principle, cuz the way we perceive things is not the way things really are, thus all u lear about any subject is just YOUR vision of it, not how it IS in reality. i think its true.
so...to make a long speech short: do whatever u like with ur life, just dont do anything that will make u feel bad. if u think u'd go to college and get an education and get a good payin job, and that's all that's needed to make u happy, go for it! but if u think u'd make it, just walkin around killin people, that's kelw too, cuz why should u care about others anyway, get this NOTHING IN THIS WORLD IS CONNECTED TO YOU, AT ANY LEVEL, IN ANY WAY. you are just a piece of walkin meat, and u can DIE ANY MINUTE from millions of reasons, from a piano fallin on ur head from above to a sudden heartattack to a drunken driver to a sudden impulse to ur head : "kill urself, kill urself!!! KILL URSELF!@!!!!!"
ok there's SO much shit in my head right now, that i MUST tell you, but i wont cuz my hands are tiered, and i feel...er.. i donno
i dont think i'm capable of actually feeling anything or hearding anything but the keyboard and seein anything but the monitor or thingin anyhting but this enourmous amount of worms in my head.
i'll update this page as .. i dotn know, maybe someday. hehe
follow this link to drop me a line, and sing my quest booK:
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and if u send me any mail that i will not like, i will ban u from my server and u never EVER be able to access this page again, and i must assure u that i am goin to put a lot of pics of my shit, smeared on my walls soon, very soon, btw, did u know there are people who eat shit? and like, if there is a painter among them, he takes shit, like a handful, and paints those beautiful paintings of the walls of his house,....hm when u think about this, this sounds like a good idea for business. i mean, prolly millions of poeple eat shit, all around the world, and among them, there are a lot of talents too, so u could sell shit paint, like "kit for a newbie shitpainter"...wow,, special brushes, spray shitpaint, maybe even ads on or graffiti, all done in fresh fecal matter, there would be differnt colors, and patterns, and styles and ads would be sometn like this :"horsediharriea, ligt yellow, filtered from corn seeds, great for body painting" or like this "fecal matter "black stone"- very smooth, elastic material for sculptureres", or even like this "kiddie poo - standard brown coloration, pasterized, with roased peanuts added!" paint and eat! a perfect idea for a sex toy!!" only 19.95, +sh/h.....
hm, i really should look into that, ..or maybe YOU should, hehe.
send me a postcard if u become a millionare.
ok, this is just a trial page, i dont even know if i'll be able to fuckin post it online, but if i will, it'll be updated and all sortsa different shit will be added